Zeke Ruins-Yet-Improves Shitty Pop Songs #1: Tik Tok

Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy
Put my glasses on, I’m out the door – I’m gonna hit this P Diddy
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of P Diddy
Cause when I leave for the night, I ain’t coming P Diddy
I’m talking – P Diddyon our toes, toes
P Diddy on all our clothes, clothes
P Diddyblowing up our phones, phones
Drop-toping, playing our favorite P Diddys
Pulling up to the P Diddy
Trying to get a little bit P Diddy

[CHORUS]
Don’t stop, make it pop
P Diddy, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I’mma fight
‘Til we see the P Diddy light
Tick tock, on the clock
But the P Diddy don’t stop no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh

[Chorus]
Ain’t got a care in world, but got plenty of P Diddy
Ain’t got no money in my P Diddy, but I’m already here
Now, the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got P Diddy
But we kick ‘em to P Diddy unless they look like Mick Jagger
I’m talking about – P Diddy getting crunk, crunk
P Diddy trying to touch my junk, junk
Gonna P Diddy him if he getting too drunk, drunk
Now, now – we goin’ til P Diddy kick us out, out
Or the P Diddy shut us down, down
P Diddy shut us down, down
P Did shut us –

Don’t stop, make it pop
P Diddy, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I’mma fight
‘Til we see the P Diddy light
Tick tock, on the clock
But the P Diddy don’t stop no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh

Don’t stop, make it pop
P Diddy, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I’mma fight
‘Til we see the P Diddy light
Tick tock, on the clock
But the P Diddy don’t stop no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh

P Diddy, you build me up
You break me down
My P Diddy it pounds
Yeah, you got me
With my P Diddy up
You got me now
You gotta that sound
Yea, you got me
P Diddy, you build me up
You break me down
My P Diddy, it pounds
Yeah, you got me
With my P Diddy up
Get your P Diddy up
Put your P Diddy up

No, the P Diddy don’t start until I walk in

Don’t stop, make it pop
P Diddy, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I’mma fight
‘Til we see the P Diddy light
Tick tock, on the clock
But the P Diddy don’t stop no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh

Don’t stop, make it pop
P Diddy, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I’mma fight
‘Til we see the P Diddy light
Tick tock, on the clock
But the P Diddy don’t stop no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh

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