Top 5 Pokemon Babes

Pokemon has some hot chicas, and everybody has their favorites. But this here list is all mine. If you have your own favorites, feel free to add them in the comments!

#5: Flannery

She’s a red-hot red-head in every sense of the world. Being the fire-trainer of the Hoenn region, she lives up to her specialized Pokemon type to a T. Fiesty, fiery, and fun-loving.

#4: Dawn/Platinum

The lead female of the fourth generation games Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum, Dawn is energetic, kind-hearted, and eager to please. Unlike some of the other, more scantily glad chicks in anime, Dawn definitely gives off that “girl next door” look, which makes sense since that’s exactly what she is!

#3: Sabrina (Heartgold/Soulsilver Version)

When we first ran into Sabrina in the first two games, she was just a little girl with a lot of psychic power. Now she’s all grown up, and all for the better. Of course, you better treat her like a lady or she’ll make you dance like a puppet.

#2: Nurse Joy

Let’s get past the fake that she wears that nurse outfit. Let’s get past the fact that she has fifty billion identical cousins/sisters/whatever. She’s a nurse, guys. A nurse. And she can cure what ails ya.

#1: Misty (Heartgold/Soulsilver Version)

While the Misty that most everyone recognizes and loves, I’ve always been partial to the older, more mature Misty. Doesn’t help that I think Red/Ash/whatever should always be with his original gal-pal, Misty was fiesty, always willing to show her best, and prove she that anything you can do, she can do better.

-Zeke

Top 5 Comic “Nothing Left To The Imagination” Costumes

These girls are fully-clothed, but at first thought you wouldn’t think so. I mean, it IS comic books, that COULD be a different color skin for all we know. But nope, they are fully clothed. And that doesn’t need to be changed in our books.

#5: Jean Grey – Phoenix

Probably the second most popular red-head from marvel (behind Mary Jane), Jean always seems to be very uninteresting. That beind said, she tends to leave nothing to the imagination, and you got to give her props for having such a huge costume improvement. Whether you look at her “Marvel Girl” costume or her generic “Jean Grey” costume, they are about as bland as her personality. At least with the Phoenix outfits you get something nice to look at.

#4: Catwoman/Black Cat

Straight out of a bondage catalogue, Catwoman has gone through a lot of costumes over the years. And no matter what, she never seems to cover up an inch of her. Yeah, she’s fully clothed. Not that it helps. I personally prefer the outfits where she’s not wearing giant goggles, but to each their own.
Black Cat is basically the Marvel Catwoman. They are both theives, both been frequently hooked up with their respective heros, and both have turned “good” for the sake of said hero. I think Black Cat is all-around hotter, personally, but she definitely doesn’t have the BDSM appeal that Catwoman brings.

#3: Black Widow

To be truthful, I didn’t know much about Black Widow until I started playing the Marvel VS card game way back in the day. And it was on once I went “Who is that Red Head in the skintight suit?”. She’s actually a really cool character, and of course having a hot russian accent doesn’t hurt. And the fact that Scarlett Johansson protrayed her in Iron Man 2 just adds on to the greatness. I’m still unsure if the whole “skintight suit” is the best suit for a spy. I mean, where is she supposed to hide all of her spy gadgets? But in the end, I think we can all agree: who cares?

#2: Spiderwoman

STORYTIME! It was the middle of Secret Invasion. The Skrulls were running wild on Earth. Spiderwoman, who was really the Skull Princess Veranke, had landed in the middle of Camp Hammond, the home base of the Superhero Initiative Training Camp. And up comes a shot right on her, well, crotch area. And clear as day, there it was. Skrull Camel Toe. So if you were around when THAT meme was running around on 4chan, my apologies for starting that. ANYWAY, Spiderman is well known for her “pheremone” powers, but that doesn’t really make up for the fact that every inch of hers is easily noticable with this “full body” costume.

(click the pic to see what I’m talking about)

#1: Rogue

Ok, I might be a bit biased here. Rogue is by far my favorite female comic character. By a pretty large margin. That being said, she does wear a pretty skintight outfit. Which is good. When you can’t a girl, it’s nice to not having anything be left to the imagination. And that “coat/jacket” that she wears? Yeah, that covers up so much, right? Who cares, she’s hot.

As I stated last time, in the end, I think all of us heterosexual males and homosexual females can agree: nothing about their costumes need to change anytime soon.

-Zeke