Dashi: Operation Mouse – or how I inflitrated the Magic Kingdom

Tired.. Give me a moment.. got to sit a bit and try to get my mind back on how this day was. I liked how 2 people wanted to know where I got my Tron: Legacy hoodie.. GAH train of thought lost.. hang on gotta get back on the rails.

OK! I think I’m good. Hello again everyone! I JUST GOT BACK from the Magic Kingdom about a good hour ago, and after a car refill and a Slurpee drink I’m ready to give my review of the Magic Kingdom. This is a comparison to when I was a little kid so its a whole new ballgame as I was tiny back then so, deep breaths as I am exhausted, LETS GET TO THE PARK!

Main Street: Absolutely neat, went into one shop, mad they got rid of the awesome penny arcade and replaced it with a store, did not really stay here as long. I literally bee-lined it to Tomorrowland to ride Space Mountain.

Tomorrowland: My absolute favorite location  in the park, all the sights and sounds and everything is just awesome including that robotic trashcan that talked to people. Why don’t I have one of those?

Ride List:

Space Mountain: Omfg Alpha Sector Ride and in the front seat = amazing roller coaster experience. Gamma sector is fun too! Must do it again ASAP as I cant believe I waited 18 years since my last chance to try it when I was a little kid. It was SO worth the wait.

Stitches Great Escape: This was cute, I liked that they got rid of alien encounter and did it with Stitch, minus getting stitch spit dripped on me. Ew.

Monsters Inc. Laugh-In: Did not get to do this one! Saved it for next time.

People-Mover: Saved for next time!

Carousel Of Progress: Cute exhibit, nice to rest your feet, and that theme is catchy. It could put its money where its mouth is against a street fight vs Its A Small World. (hmm.. could make money off of that.. children from around the world versus a family that progresses through the future each time the carousel spins. GET-EM VIRTUAL REALITY GRANDMA).

Buzz Lightyears Space Ranger Spin: I spun it more than shot really.

Tomorrowland Expressway:  Stayed away. didnt feel like getting stuck with driving a car going only 7 mph.

Hold on, gotta get my park map for the rest of the locations. AH here we go!

Fantasyland: Cutesy stuff, some decent rides, mostly for little kids but was still enjoyable.

Ride List:

“Its A Small World” : Endurance Test. Your a man if you can sit on that boat and endure the entire ride without wanting to throw yourself out of the boat and get crushed by gears, and still I want to see that street fight.

Micky’s PhilharMagic: Its a “Hey! Remember the song hits from Disney” done with Donald Duck goofing up stuff and him trying to get Micky’s magical hat back. Its not bad! Check it out if you can, its enjoyable, and neat how you could smell stuff. When Ariel came up for a closeup when she was singing she smelled pretty. Sigh. OK OK back to the rides.

Peter Pans Flight: Le Skipped as it was a kids ride.

Snow White’s Scary Adventures: See Previous ride info

Dumbo the flying elephant: I rode it to see if I could see if I would break it, I didnt! Huzzah! Raising my elephant to the top then dropping it back down sharply like a elevator ride.

Mad Tea Party: We made our teacup hit 88 miles per hour. Putting a dollar in the swear jar, as we saw serious SHIT happen when we were spinning around fast.

Micky’s ToonTown Fair: Skipped sadly, nothing interested us there. Might be torn down when we go next time. Oh well, onto the next section!

Adventureland: Neat looking, only rode Pirates of the Caribbean.

RIDE LIST:

Pirates of the Caribbean : Dark boat ride, neat with Jack Sparrow references, thats it.

Everything else: avoided like the plague

Frontierland: WELL HOWDY PARTNER! Your only going to do Big Thunder Mountain railroad as its the only good attraction there right now, since in January Splash Mountain is closed!

Ride List:

Big Thunder Mountain: Always fun, enjoyable coaster.

Splash mountain: Done run dry in January. Should be open in February I think.

Country Bear Jamboree: …wasnt there a movie of this? Ah I skipped it.

Liberty Square: Quick little quiet part of the Magic Kingdom, but its got 3 rides! We did 2!

Ride List:

Haunted Mansion: Always Fun..

The Hall Of Presidents: As a request from my girlfriend she wanted to go into to see this. The most I could say is good show to rest your feet in, and god help us if we get Sarah Palin as the next President, that would be a terrible Animatronic.

Food: Had everything you could want. We mostly ate at quick eat  stops then the dine-in locations were reservations only. The best place to get a drink was in Adventureland Stop in Aloha Isle as they had this awesome pinapple juice float that was DELICIOUS..

Gift Items: Meh. Nothing that really caught my eye at the park as there was a sad lack of Tron: Legacy stuff, maybe I was looking in the wrong section.

Overall: Magic Kingdom was great, will possibly go back in 2 years, when they have new stuff in the park. And that’s it now for Dashi Reviews Disney World: Tune in tomorrow if I’m not exhausted after going through Disney Hollywood Studios. If not expect a review Tuesday or Wednesday.

Till next time!

GO RIDE SPACE MOUNTAIN AS IM GOING THE HELL TO BED RIGHT NOW!