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Dashi: Operation Mouse – or how I inflitrated the Magic Kingdom

Tired.. Give me a moment.. got to sit a bit and try to get my mind back on how this day was. I liked how 2 people wanted to know where I got my Tron: Legacy hoodie.. GAH train of thought lost.. hang on gotta get back on the rails.

OK! I think I’m good. Hello again everyone! I JUST GOT BACK from the Magic Kingdom about a good hour ago, and after a car refill and a Slurpee drink I’m ready to give my review of the Magic Kingdom. This is a comparison to when I was a little kid so its a whole new ballgame as I was tiny back then so, deep breaths as I am exhausted, LETS GET TO THE PARK!

Main Street: Absolutely neat, went into one shop, mad they got rid of the awesome penny arcade and replaced it with a store, did not really stay here as long. I literally bee-lined it to Tomorrowland to ride Space Mountain.

Tomorrowland: My absolute favorite location  in the park, all the sights and sounds and everything is just awesome including that robotic trashcan that talked to people. Why don’t I have one of those?

Ride List:

Space Mountain: Omfg Alpha Sector Ride and in the front seat = amazing roller coaster experience. Gamma sector is fun too! Must do it again ASAP as I cant believe I waited 18 years since my last chance to try it when I was a little kid. It was SO worth the wait.

Stitches Great Escape: This was cute, I liked that they got rid of alien encounter and did it with Stitch, minus getting stitch spit dripped on me. Ew.

Monsters Inc. Laugh-In: Did not get to do this one! Saved it for next time.

People-Mover: Saved for next time!

Carousel Of Progress: Cute exhibit, nice to rest your feet, and that theme is catchy. It could put its money where its mouth is against a street fight vs Its A Small World. (hmm.. could make money off of that.. children from around the world versus a family that progresses through the future each time the carousel spins. GET-EM VIRTUAL REALITY GRANDMA).

Buzz Lightyears Space Ranger Spin: I spun it more than shot really.

Tomorrowland Expressway:  Stayed away. didnt feel like getting stuck with driving a car going only 7 mph.

Hold on, gotta get my park map for the rest of the locations. AH here we go!

Fantasyland: Cutesy stuff, some decent rides, mostly for little kids but was still enjoyable.

Ride List:

“Its A Small World” : Endurance Test. Your a man if you can sit on that boat and endure the entire ride without wanting to throw yourself out of the boat and get crushed by gears, and still I want to see that street fight.

Micky’s PhilharMagic: Its a “Hey! Remember the song hits from Disney” done with Donald Duck goofing up stuff and him trying to get Micky’s magical hat back. Its not bad! Check it out if you can, its enjoyable, and neat how you could smell stuff. When Ariel came up for a closeup when she was singing she smelled pretty. Sigh. OK OK back to the rides.

Peter Pans Flight: Le Skipped as it was a kids ride.

Snow White’s Scary Adventures: See Previous ride info

Dumbo the flying elephant: I rode it to see if I could see if I would break it, I didnt! Huzzah! Raising my elephant to the top then dropping it back down sharply like a elevator ride.

Mad Tea Party: We made our teacup hit 88 miles per hour. Putting a dollar in the swear jar, as we saw serious SHIT happen when we were spinning around fast.

Micky’s ToonTown Fair: Skipped sadly, nothing interested us there. Might be torn down when we go next time. Oh well, onto the next section!

Adventureland: Neat looking, only rode Pirates of the Caribbean.

RIDE LIST:

Pirates of the Caribbean : Dark boat ride, neat with Jack Sparrow references, thats it.

Everything else: avoided like the plague

Frontierland: WELL HOWDY PARTNER! Your only going to do Big Thunder Mountain railroad as its the only good attraction there right now, since in January Splash Mountain is closed!

Ride List:

Big Thunder Mountain: Always fun, enjoyable coaster.

Splash mountain: Done run dry in January. Should be open in February I think.

Country Bear Jamboree: …wasnt there a movie of this? Ah I skipped it.

Liberty Square: Quick little quiet part of the Magic Kingdom, but its got 3 rides! We did 2!

Ride List:

Haunted Mansion: Always Fun..

The Hall Of Presidents: As a request from my girlfriend she wanted to go into to see this. The most I could say is good show to rest your feet in, and god help us if we get Sarah Palin as the next President, that would be a terrible Animatronic.

Food: Had everything you could want. We mostly ate at quick eat  stops then the dine-in locations were reservations only. The best place to get a drink was in Adventureland Stop in Aloha Isle as they had this awesome pinapple juice float that was DELICIOUS..

Gift Items: Meh. Nothing that really caught my eye at the park as there was a sad lack of Tron: Legacy stuff, maybe I was looking in the wrong section.

Overall: Magic Kingdom was great, will possibly go back in 2 years, when they have new stuff in the park. And that’s it now for Dashi Reviews Disney World: Tune in tomorrow if I’m not exhausted after going through Disney Hollywood Studios. If not expect a review Tuesday or Wednesday.

Till next time!

GO RIDE SPACE MOUNTAIN AS IM GOING THE HELL TO BED RIGHT NOW!

Happy New Year Everyone!

Alright! everyone wanted me to review this series.. so Im going to go ahead and review the Twilight series.. since That Jacob us such a stud..

NOPE, Its Movie review time again! and I’m starting another five part blockbuster I dub.. COEN New Year! why I made it like that? Because we had Jeff Bridgemas in December and watching True Grit Inspired me to do a review on the Coen Brothers top films. So I picked five films that I have and have yet not seen to review and they are, Fargo, O brother where art thou, Raising Arizona, The Hudsucker Proxy and my personal favorite, No Country For Old Men.

In Fargo, Jerry works in his father-in-law’s car dealership and has gotten himself into some financial problems. He has tried various schemes to come up with the money needed for a reason that is never really explained in the film. After watching the film it has to be assumed that his huge embezzlement of money from the dealership is about to be discovered by his father-in-law. When all else falls through, the plans he set in motion earlier for two men to kidnap his wife for ransom to be paid by her wealthy father (who doesn’t seem to have the time of day for the son-in-law). From the moment of the kidnapping, things go terribly wrong and what was supposed to be a non-violent affair turns real bloody with more blood added by the minute. Jerry seems to be upset about the goons getting there hands dirty to which brings in Frances, a pregnant cop who is determined to undercover the mystery of why 3 people were killed in a homicide, a fourth body and a fifth body shows up in a freak plot twist,

The whole film is quite interesting with some awkward hilarious scenes. If you enjoyed True Grit, it felt like a Minnesota western murder mystery with a lot of shooting and a wood chipper, If you have not seen this film id say at least catch it at least once as the story was quite good,

Well that’s it for now! coming up next week I review a classic – O Brother Where Art Thou?

Till next time!

Warning: Read This Before Playing Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood

There are a few things I need to warn you guys about before you settle in to play this awesome game.

1) Prepare to learn a foreign language (or two).
Assassin’s Creed has a wonderful feature called Subtitles. Normally these are distracting letters that appear on the bottom of the screen during cut scenes. However in this game, they turn into a wonderful educational tool! Now you can learn how the correct phrases to say when stabbing people, as well as some key phrases to use when you converse with those whom you don’t agree with. While the majority of these are Italian, so far some French phrases have arrived as well! Who knew killing people could be so educational!

2) Italian is a universal language that everyone years to speak.
While it teaches you some great phrases, the biggest thing is that you’ll discover that deep down, you really ARE Italian. At first you’ll just be reciting lines that you hear from the game, but soon you’ll realize that even in your everyday speech patterns you’ll start emulating your buddy and mine, Ezio. Everything sounds better in a horribly mimicked Italian accent.

3) Your name just got six words longer.
Ezio Auditore da Firenze. It just rolls off the tongue. And jealousy will sit in. Why doesn’t MY name take three paragraphs to state? Soon you will be Joe Wilson de Wisconson con la Madison. It’s only natural.

4) Death follows you.
You’ll never quite figure out why, but people will just drop like flies around you. You’ll look at someone, wave your wrist, and a hail of arrows will appear and strike down your foes…even those you didn’t even know you had a problem with! And people on rooftops? Hell, they’ll start falling left and right. They shouldn’t be up there, looking at you and going “Hey get down from there!”. Serves them right.

5) Daggers. Daggers daggers daggers.
One day you’ll wake up and have them strapped to your wrists, ankles, knees, elbows, tongue, eyelids, ears, hell even places where you normally would want all forms of sharp objects to avoid.

6) Templars.
They are everywhere. Yes, even there. RUN.

-Zeke

Sibby Reviews – Red Dead Redemption

The old west never looked so good.

Recently I picked up a copy of Red Dead Redemption,with never playing the first one, and began playing it with utmost excitement. The game starts out as any other game with the government telling a man to kill another so that he can save his family. You are this man. You play as John Marston, an ex-outlaw, who is sent to kill one of the men who he used to do outlaw type stuff with. Together with various other locals John has to find a way to bring his old brother-in-arms to justice.

The setting is the old west, more specifically New Austin aka the Texas-Mexico border. Rockstar has done a wonderful designing the old west with loads of browns, light browns, and dark browns. That is to say the game is very dessert-y at the beginning. There are a few cacti and brush around that add a bit of green to the no man lands that is New Austin. And when you get further north they add whites and blues.  And the towns luckily all look different as they should. The scenery reminds me of Fallout 3 with it’s grays,light grays, and dark grays, but luckily Rockstar got their scenery right and it’s not that easy to get lost in New Austin if you never look at the map.

The gameplay is very nice. Marston does whatever you make him do. This can be anything from shooting to riding his horse to playing horseshoes. This is very nice when you’re running from some random gang who want you dead for seeing something that you should not have seen. And that happens quite a bit in this game. As does someone taking your horse. All of which can be easily fixed or avoided. The game implements two kinds of recognition bars: fame and honor. You start with no honor, no fame, and have to work to get them up or get them down as you see fit. Fame will only go one way, and the more famous you are the differently people treat you. Honor however goes both ways,  as the game progresses you can either gain or lose honor depending on your actions. However both sides of the Honor bar give you certain perks,  like people not reporting your crimes until you kill someone. They also put in a system called “Dead Eye Mode.” This allows John to target multiple opponents at once and then shoot them rather quickly. It reminded me of the VATS system from Fallout 3 and Fallout: New Vegas, but trickier to use. First off Dead Eye doesn’t stop time like VATS. It slows it down to a crawl allowing you to set up your shots, but at the same time allowing your enemies to shoot you back, by moving your aiming reticule over your enemies and then pulling the trigger to shoot all of your targets. Later in the game you can target certain parts like their guns, arms, and legs. There are four modes of travel in RDR. By foot, by horse, by carriage, and by train. The first two are free as John can run and starts with a horse, but the carriage and the train cost money depending on how far your going. Going by carriage is good for when you need to get somewhere off the train tracks, and can get you there without worrying about being attacked by bandits. The train is alright but can only stop at places that have train stations but is faster than all the other modes of travel.

The multiplayer is alright in my opinion. You start out like most multiplayer games now a days at level one with a gun and a mule. Every time you kill someone, player or npc, you get exp to increase your level which unlocks new weapons, avatars, and mounts. There are games to play and sights to see. I took my stint in multiplayer mode to familiarize myself with the games areas so that I could better play the story mode when I went back to play it. You have the ability to either join or form a posse. Which is pretty much a party like other games have except not as good. You can shoot things with your posse, or complete in game events. But that’s about it, the only good thing about them is that you can teleport to your posse leader if you need to.

The audio for this game is amazing. It helps set the mood correctly, and makes you feel like that you’re back in the old west where you could get into a shoot out at any moment. The voice acting is superb and very spot on.  The sound clips for all the guns and animal noises were nicely done as well.

I do have some complaints with this game as it is not perfect. The music is extremely repetitive.  And doesn’t really change until you either A) enter a saloon, B) start shooting other people, or C) a movie is playing. But the humor can be dry sometimes, and some jokes just don’t seem that funny when big words are added to them. Big words do not a joke make. Also did everyone in the old west read the thesaurus before speaking. Every character you talk to seems to have a big word for another word that they would know. I hardly doubt settlers and bandits had time to speak eloquently when facing down the barrel of a revolver. Something else I found rather obnoxious is the weather. In New Austin the weather is either sunny or cloudy. That’s about it, there is no random weather changes that you would expect in a game of this caliber. The only time the weather changes is if the mission you’re about to do calls for it. And that means that it’s going to rain. Yes the game goes from not a single cloud in the sky to raining cats and dogs depending on the mission. Also the multiplayer bugs me as well. Not only do people just randomly kill you, but you spawn so far away from either the other players or a town in general that most of your time spent is trying to get to where your going in the first place.

Overall Red Dead Redemption is an almost perfect game. It has a lot of good points but at the same time the little things work against it. I could tell that the team who created the game did their research very well and went in-depth into studying the time period that the game was set in.

I would have to give it a 95 out of 100 if I had too, but since I don’t go by numerical scores or grades let me say this, do yourself a favor and go pick up this game. I don’t care if you don’t like it, but I think that everyone needs to play this game at least once in their lifetime.

-Sibby

Editor’s Note

(The high quality version can be downloaded at this site)
Making a music video to explain a series or character can be very difficult. Most of the time, the video has to change to match the song. This can usually drop the quality of the video, especially for people who have seen the series. So what happens when you find a song that fits one of the most iconic anime characters there is? You find a test.

She’s just Oblivious

Haruhi Suzumiya, everyone knows her. Many people want to be her(does that mean they have a god complex?). She’s spastic, psychotic, eccentric, and just plain lovable, and she goes out of her way to make sure everyone knows. “Sharada” by Skye Sweetnam is about a girl with her head in the clouds always doing what she wanted, not caring about the consequences. While everyone kept putting her down, she kept pushing herself forward. A match made in heaven if I ever heard one. So does the video make this perfect combination possible?

Video:
Not much to say, the quality is top notch. The choice of Haruhi Suzumiya is almost painfully obvious, since the song describes her to a tee.

Music:
The song is the interesting part. The chances of a random pop song fitting an anime character, that even the artist didn’t know about, is unbelievable. Yet it was found, and even has a nice melody for its intro and outro that fits the mood of a japanese animation, coincidence?

Editing:
The AMV has very few effects. The noticeable are simple light flashes, a few filters, and some masking. The filters do well to set the mood at the beginning. It gives us a nice peaceful feel to go with the song’s melody. The many quick cuts to match the beat can get tedious, but at the same time make the video work. The many different scenes go well with the lyrics to show off Haruhi’s energetic life. Always jumping from one thing to another, just how Haruhi would act. This video explains her very well for anyone who has not seen the series.

Overall:
This video is great. It accurately describes a character, shows her interactions with others, and even goes to show some of her goals. I love when someone is able to make a fantastic video with minimal effects. This described Haruhi Suzumiya better than any other song I have heard.